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We've gone NUCLEAR!

We're Going to Try and Buy Greenland!

We are pleased to announce our intention to buy Greenland and protect the lands for the benefit of the world.
We don't crowdfund and fleece investors for cash and "do nice things" with their money.
We make a few quid and do nice things where we can.

All proceeds from this sale will go towards our acquisition fund which we are building before we launch our formal bid for Greenland.

Together we can beat the orange imbecile and do nice things.
As the Head of Negotiations, 3 time world triathlon champion:

"Talk is cheap, cash buys houses."